I can imageine.I try not to guess about the fic writer's mental state when they wrote the fic. It'll only hurt.

Yep. The cafe at Uni have regular, large and Grande. Grande sized coffee doesn't have a mug, they move straight to the Tall paper cups. Large fits one of those large mugs.

I'll choose coke before decaf. Unless we are talking about cherry coke and vanilla coke. In which case I run to the decaf, and burn the cherry and vanilla.