I have 2 HDS (internal) and 1 external HD. It is GLORIOUS to know where everything is!

I am sure you're very proud to be able to utilise the 'search' function. You are so special.

I chortle with glee at the disarray and disorganisation.

We should CHORTLE with GLEE together for we should CELEBRATE DIFFERENCES! MwahahahahBwahahaha!

Your CUSTOMISED Ed's Precious Files is a TRULY amazing and BRILLIANT affair. We should DRINK much beer to celebrate.

Your Beloved Machine providing Much Joy, Love and Understanding after a long day is something I understand; for what would we be without the presence of the GLORIOUS BOX AND ITS MONITOR? NOTHING I SAY!

Ah, but darlin', it is not just a man, but a woman need not wish for a truer partner to spend the rest of her life with.

... I WANT big MONITOR! BIG!