Dude, haven't we already gone over this? I am pretty much incapable of writing Orochimaru as a character because I like him too much. (This doesn't mean that I don't try to write him every few days, naturally. But I fail. Badly. You don't even want to see some of my embarrassing attempts. Oh, the pain of love.)

If I were capable of writing him, though, what would you ask me to write about? :D