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witty, somehow ([personal profile] naanima) wrote2005-12-07 04:59 pm
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Holiday spirits... HO HO HO!

I really like this one.

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In January I didn't flush (-1 points). In November I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Tuesday I pulled over and changed [livejournal.com profile] issen4's flat tire (15 points). In October I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In April I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).

Overall, I've been nice (6 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!

Sincerely,
naanima

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