Resident Evil Degeneration

OMFG! LOVES IT! This is what a Resident Evil film is MEANT TO BE LIKE! YES! JUST YES! I DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR INSISTENCE THAT THIS FILM IS FULL OF CHEESE. I DO NOT. I have seen it TWICE within the past 3 & 1/2 hours and it is GLORIOUS in all it CHEESE-TASTICS! The dialogue is kind of awful, there are enough holes to deem it swiss cheese, but I don't care because it is what a ZOMBIE film is meant to be like. It is especially awesome because there are GUNS, SHOOTING, BODY PARTS FLYING and physical acts that BREAKS every law of physics. In other words it is Resident Evil the way it is meant to be. My very being loves it at the fundamental level. The noises I made when Claire and Leon entered the scene. OMFG! LOVES THEM SO VERY MUCH! And Leon says the EXACT same thing he said to Claire the first time they met up.

Oh, nostalgia.