ghei ninja! pirates....

[naanima]

I have come to the realisation that my life, in comparison to some, is so very boring. Therefore, I have come to the conclusion that I should write about my none-existent adventures as a ninja!Pirate. However, my guy-friends has completely screwed up that plan by making stupid comments about pirates = fagottry, and while I like the ghei I can't help but think that ninja!Pirates should not be fagots so much as ghei. Yes, there is a damn difference; one has sparkles the other doesn’t (there are other differences, but it is hard to get beyond sparkles at the present time, later).

Anyways, ignoring the whole pirates = fagottry, if I was to write about my imaginary journeys I must write as a male!Ninja!!Pirate! And that’s kind of difficult; especially now, as I’m feeling very woman-ish. So, perhaps I should leave this for another day.

I may possibly be stressed.

Comments

[baka-neko.livejournal.com]

Boys have no romance in their soul.

This is why a girl has to do all the damn writing around here. :p

[naanima.livejournal.com]

So TRUE! You think they would understand, but alas they kind of suck at times.

Also TRUE! Man written smut is not my kind of thing, but smut written by chicks makes me happy!

[baka-neko.livejournal.com]

Well, I suppose that is why the perfect man/girl does not exist.

Also, re: i_smile's point -- It would be funny if a male ninja pirate faked pregnancy to get out of a hanging. XD XD XD