I have come to the realisation that my life, in comparison to some, is so very boring. Therefore, I have come to the conclusion that I should write about my none-existent adventures as a ninja!Pirate. However, my guy-friends has completely screwed up that plan by making stupid comments about pirates = fagottry, and while I like the ghei I can't help but think that ninja!Pirates should not be fagots so much as ghei. Yes, there is a damn difference; one has sparkles the other doesn’t (there are other differences, but it is hard to get beyond sparkles at the present time, later).

Anyways, ignoring the whole pirates = fagottry, if I was to write about my imaginary journeys I must write as a male!Ninja!!Pirate! And that’s kind of difficult; especially now, as I’m feeling very woman-ish. So, perhaps I should leave this for another day.

I may possibly be stressed.