naanima: ([Yakitake] Exam today?)
witty, somehow ([personal profile] naanima) wrote2006-10-26 08:26 am

ghei ninja! pirates....

I have come to the realisation that my life, in comparison to some, is so very boring. Therefore, I have come to the conclusion that I should write about my none-existent adventures as a ninja!Pirate. However, my guy-friends has completely screwed up that plan by making stupid comments about pirates = fagottry, and while I like the ghei I can't help but think that ninja!Pirates should not be fagots so much as ghei. Yes, there is a damn difference; one has sparkles the other doesn’t (there are other differences, but it is hard to get beyond sparkles at the present time, later).

Anyways, ignoring the whole pirates = fagottry, if I was to write about my imaginary journeys I must write as a male!Ninja!!Pirate! And that’s kind of difficult; especially now, as I’m feeling very woman-ish. So, perhaps I should leave this for another day.

I may possibly be stressed.

[identity profile] i-smile.livejournal.com 2006-10-26 11:28 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not seeing their reasoning. Is this because of the prison-on-the-sea angle, or have they watched PotC too much? Pirates make me think about booty, cross-dressing, and faking pregnancy to get out of a hanging. Well. Also lesbians. But that's only a part of it!

[identity profile] naanima.livejournal.com 2006-10-27 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
I think it is to do with some popular online thing (I'm really not sure I tend to tune out at times.)

Pirates make me think about booty, cross-dressing, and faking pregnancy to get out of a hanging. Well. Also lesbians.

... Your pirates are far more fascinating.