"With lighting speed, Batman and Owlman traded blows using amazing contraptions of equally matched yet diametrically opposed ingenuity. Batrang versus Owlrang, Batrope versus Owlrope, Bat-Sneer versus Owl-Grimace!."

- A RE-IMAGINARY Story

CAN'T. Stop. Laughing. code_renegade, you supply some awesome crack.

ETA 1: Superman to Bruce Wayne: Oh, I always keep my "work clothes" in a super-compressed ball hidden on my body... Then I change it near-sound speed... and...

ETA 2: Ultraman (alternate version of Superman), on fighting against Superman: Is it just me, or is there something really hot about this?