True Blood - I don't get it

OK. I tried. I really, really tried. But the show is so badly written and acted I just can't do it. In addition, I don't think I have ever wanted a whole set of characters to just go and drop dead so very much (except for ERIC! I can WATCH ERIC every single day). The excess amount of sex gets boring fairly fast, the accents still make me want to stick a fork in my ear to make it stop, and Sookie and what's his name is about as interesting as watching paint dry.

How is this show popular? Also dudes, people have no foot to stand on if they like this show but make fun of everybody who likes Twilight. Personally I think the latter is actually more interesting than the former.

SASUKE!

I don't care what all the naysayers say about you, for you have always been my little emo baby. You had the most phenomenal character growth, and I hope to all the manga gods (and Kishimoto) that you will end the series as the Kage of your own Village. You know, the Village of the Powerful and Clinically Insane. If you go back to Knonoha as one of its Shinobi or a prisoner I shall FOREVER deny the existence of Naruto. I rather you die a GLORIOUS death than return to Konoha. Actually, I would only accept Sasuke returning to Konoha if it happens under one scenario – talked about under the cut.

( Wikipedia is awesome )

I can't get over how shounen manga is becoming awesome again.