In between doing algebra and reading eirivan's lj.

Eiri! I want to be a SHOUJO-HEROINE too! I mean I get to be CUTE and PRETTY!, and I get to EAT as MUCH as I WANT WITHOUT gaining a pound!

Then I realsied that I will be required to be stupid, and deal with potential angst-ridden boyfriends. So, I shall be the heroine's best friend, who is pretty, smart and have a sadistic/twisted sense of humour... or is that the best-friend of the main HERO in a shoujo-manga? If that's the case then I'll be required to be the male best (best friends ends up being competition) close friend of the main hero.

I still get to be pretty and cute, and really smart with the twisted sense of humour. In addition, I get to have an AMBIGUOUS sexuality! Bonus.

SEE, being a SHOUJO character is BENEFITIAL for ALL! (as long as you are not the dude that the heroine discard in order to have a relationship with the competition. 'cos that really suck).

And if all goes well I can be one of those characters that ALL the readers adore and think up angsty past for (fanfics and fanart!) despite the fact that I'm a minor character who doesn't get much frame time. But everytime I am in the series, I am REALLY pretty and cool.

To live in shoujo-land ^__^