Because I was asked.

Emo Porn:

1. Where two or more people talk/think/theorise about sex without actually having sex.
2. Where there is an excess of emo between two or more people. The emo then get resolved without the physical sex when really the actual sex would have solved their problems much faster.
3. It is like angst except much more indulgent and prettier.

So, in conclusion, I like reading Emo Porn.

ETA: I shall NOT read the spoilers for 'Croatoan'. I shall NOT read the spoilers for 'Croatoan'. I shall NOT read the spoilers for 'Croatoan'. I shall NOT read the spoilers for 'Croatoan'. I shall NOT read the spoilers for 'Croatoan'. I shall NOT read the spoilers for 'Croatoan'. I shall -- *FAILS*!

Emo Porn.

Dude. I have been wallowing in this. Supernatural has destroyed most of my squick as of, oh, 2 weeks ago. Anyway, Emo Porn (yes, I need to make it big) is my addiction, my Kryptonite, my damn Tulips to Sir Isaac Newton (OK, so technically it is the South Sea Bubble). The point is: Emo Porn is my kink.

A question, how do I create the SPARKLE-effect surrounding words and letters in a livejournal post?