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You aren't sure where you came from. Perhaps your sire did an embrace and run. Or maybe your sire was an outcast himself. Either way, your powers are unique and really don't belong to any clan...or maybe a little from each. Because you of these circumstances, you aren't really sure where you belong. You tend to wander and do a bit of soul searching in your eternal life. Maybe some have a while after all.

What Vampire Clan Do You Belong To?

The Caitiff

The clansless. Caitiffs, are a new aspect to the vampire's society. They don't have anyone to teach them Disciplines, and no one to tell them of the Traditions. This doesn't mean they don't know any Disciplines, they could very well make their own, but usually they figure out a few small tricks to a few Disciplines. Some may even group together every once in a while, but not likely. They prefer their freedom, and the will to do what they will.

Caitiff are vampires with no clan to call their own. This usually happens because their sire despised them and left them to die. And the occasional victim of feeding gets lucky, and some how gets some of the vampires blood. They are also the rebellious ones, and some take leave of their sire and do as they will, most of the time moving to a new city or some where remote.

Most of the other clans look upon the Caitiff as trash, weak blooded, no knowledge of who and what they are and leave them to them selves as long as they don't cause any trouble, and most defiantly don't break the Masquerade.

Damn. I wanted to be part of the Malkavian Clan, though I'm sort of proud that I'm not part of any of the Clan. But seriously, would I want to be a part of some the main Clans.

I mean the Toreado are pretty much stuck up sex toys, the Brujah are punks, the Tremere are hyped up mystics, and the Ventrue, if they could, probably would attempt to inbreed to keep their blood noble, and blah, blah, and let's not even talk about the Lasombra, the Ravnos, or the Giovanni (though, they're rich).

.... and I know way too much about the Masquerade world than I really should.

Jan. 8th, 2004

  • 9:52 PM
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Yes, juvenile sense of humour. Shame on me.

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Also had two cans of beer. Slightly tipsy. Shame on me.


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