(What's your Evil Plan?)

Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a chosen one. This will cause the world to sign up for life insurance policies, stunned by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?


Stage Two
Next, you must obliterate the White House. This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will give up, as countless hordes of mutant race hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your opening of the seven seals, bringing about the end of all things. Your name shall become synonymous with rage, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your supreme might, and the world will have no choice but to worship the ground you walk on.

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Hmm. X-Men 2 impressions tomorrow.