I just read two pages of New Moon by Stephenie Meyer.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! IF I DON'T LAUGH I MAY KILL SOMETHING. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS CRAP GOT PUBLISHED.

On the upside it does provide me with much confidence that I too can write a series of utter tripe, have it published and become rich because people are idiots.

OK, that's it, I'm going to go and write a Mary Sue novel and be rich damn it.