Taken from kickinpants. I know I'm not that funny, but it's late and I'm sleepy.

If You Were A Superhero, What would your powers be? Shiny teeth. I'll blind all with my flashing white teeth. It's a reflection of my shiny-inner-self.

What would your name be? The Shiny!! (two explanation marks needed at all times).

Arch-Nemesis? The Villainous Stain.

Cape or no cape? No cape. It does not go with my image. Suits are much better.

Battle Cry? "Be Blinded By My Brilliance!"

Weakness? Blind people. Or a really thick blindfold.