And the (in)famous Epilogue of 'Draco Malfoy the Amazing Bouncing... Rat?' The pains of family relations, weddings and being so lovable. Beware of vixens, black listed family members and the punch bowl. They mean you no good.

Oh, and another gut buster; Naked Quidditch Match by Anya. It's... well, naked quidditch matches. The pain of dealing with the scheming twins and the horror of losing a bet. Except Harry Potter decide to play dirty and things goes strange. And the most memorable Harry Potter fanfiction quote of all time is born: “I mocked Voldemort – ask me how!”