If I was a duck I wouldn't have to deal with stress. Though, I suppose I'd have to worry about being eaten, but at least then I can avoid the pointless emotions and concentrate on the important things, like survival.

I don't like the feeling of resentment that often lead to anger (hmm, Star Wars, I wanna be Yoda). It is pointless. Buck up and deal.

On the upside, I'm going to show off my new 'fandom have...' icon.

( You Know You Are Chinese When... )

This is incredibly accurate. I do ALL of the listed items. Except for the moving out bit (in relation to phone calls), and the tipping of waiters, 'cos you now my family don't believe in tipping. This makes perfect sense if you consider the items related to movies <_<

With half my f-list being over-achievers. (Admit it.) I've decided that I want to be entertained by all you smart cookies. So, an essay-ish question.

Backbone of the human society is pr0niness. Discuss.

If you provide actual references I'll be doubly entertained. It can be written in any essay format (science/psychology/english/etc.) with picures (if you choose.) Length can be variable. Hell, if you can do it write an answer in one sentence. ^_^

(i hope someone write about this. entertainment can be had by all.)

[EDIT: Bitter Asian Men! OMFG! OMFG! It is WRONG to laugh. But OMFG! amei! OMFG! "Nobody wants Asian men and it's just not fair." OMFG!]

[EDIT 2: Ok, this is getting depressing. That fact that all his rants makes perfect sense and is more well written than most supposedly good essays helps matters greatly. Hmm]

There should be shame at reading this except the glee overwhelms all. Yes, even reading a RPS (sort of). Same name, different everthing else. legomyarrow's The Archer.

Author's Summary: AU. Six covert operatives are ordered to track and eliminate a rogue agent called the Archer. Spies, traitors, and explosives...what more could you want?

Sex, spies, guns, violence. More sex, double agents, triple agents, back stabbing agents, and enough turns to make you keep on guessing until it feels like your brain is about to explode. It is just great fun. Hell of a lots of slash but I swear it is more than that. In addition, the meta makes your hear turn, and the RPS becomes a null issue because the only thing that they have in common to who they are meant to be are their names. And I'm going to stop now 'cos no amount of babble is going to justify my absolute glee at the fic.

And the famous quote:

"I could kill you with a pinecone."

baka_neko, READ it! (If you haven't already.)

It remind me of WK: Dysfunctional except much more sleek. (THE PLOT! OMFG! THE PLOT!) Going to sleep now.