I am, apparently, suffering from a major hormonal upheaval.

It is very hard to curb the urge to scream at the top of my lungs and throw my semi-nice phone across the room in a fit of incoherent and unexplainable rage.

P0rn does not seem to be helping in lessening the pain/anguish.

ETA 1: I'm in pain.

ETA 2: 'Atlantis' mpreg-fanfiction seems to help. If I must suffer in preparation for my uterus-linings to shred itself on a monthly basis, then men should suffer the pain of childbirth, at least in fiction. It is fair, and no I really don't care if you disagree with me.

ETA 3: I can see why women can get away with murder during this time.

ETA 4: When I have kids I'm naming them Nadir and Zenith. Evil? Yes.