Before report; 'quixotic'... naanima: Look MA. I LEARNT a NEW word ^___^

Exhibit A:

Subjects: 2 (two) sleepy nekos. (Inclusive of writer; nekomancy and me).

Occurence: fell foul to the victimization of gaseous substances.

Environment: within 1 (one) cubical room (Carrel No. 11, Business Library, 3rd Flr, Reid Library). Room temperature was decidedly above 24 degrees celcius.

Gaseous substances generally identified through descriptions by said nekos to be composed:

1. Smell of previous occupant of said carrel (1 male of the species: homosapien). Note: Initial contact established observation that the male was asleep.

2. Spilt nail enamel within ADIDAS bag of 1 (one) of the said nekos.

Result:

Nekos suffered from delusions of grandeur and experienced a decided drop in active/operable IQ inhabited brain-cells.

Further studies of conversation between neko1 & neko2 indicated degeneration of humour. However, heightened perceptions of humour were detected. In layman's terms, everything was funny! Example comments:

Example 1:
Neko-naanima: "The Care Bears were violated!!!"
Neko-neko: "What does gay Care Bears have to do with the Financial Services Reform Act?!?!"
Neko-naanima: "I don't know, it just came to mind. Although I'm sure it has something to do with underage prostitution."
*passer-by looks in nekos' direction... silently walks away... quickly; nekos turn to look @ each => BURSTS OUT LAUGHING; does not stop until Soc.Sc. Building*

Example 2 & 3: Joint effort... something cracked...
Neko+naanima: "Look at me, love me, huggle me. I am cute, underage and plushable!"

Neko+naanima: "Laptop condoms for all!!! Feel for yourself: It's easy to carry, plastic & bouncable!!!!!"

Recommendation:

Do try Carrel No. 11.