WHAT? WHAT?! WHAT???

WHAT?!

NARUTO! OUR RELATIONSHIP WAS MEANT TO BE OVER! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DO THIS TO ME?

ETA: Um, to those who have been following the Naruto manga, um, WTF? Seriously, what have been happening since Sasuke first appeared post-time skip?

Kishimoto! You MANGAKA!WHORE! What the hell is Sasuke doing?! How did he MANAGE to kill OROCHIMARU? WHAT? Is this a hoax?!

SASUKE! DON'T BE LIKE ITACHI! BECOMING HIM WILL LEAD TO NO GOOD! Having your own version of Kisame or Zabuza will only lead to PAIN and SUFFERING! I admit it seeing Haku and Zabuza's graves made me SQUEE! Damn, I miss them. And Sasuke Smiles!

Sakura is a YAOI fangirl! AHAHAHAHAHA! OMFG! Now I'll forever have Sai and Sasuke nekkid, together.

Yes, I am indeed ignoring the whole nekkid dude standing behind Sasuke.

I wasn't meant to care about Sasuke anymore. WTF?!