O.M.F.G.

I am WATCHING THIS LIVE (I'm in Perth, I'm probably getting some sort of delayed telecast)!
Currently watching Nadal v Federer! Guys! Guys! Guys! OMFG!
- It is 4 / 5 5 all 6 / 5 7 / 5 (Nadal / Federer), first set.
- I DON'T KNOW WHO I WANT TO WIN THIS?! GUYS! GUYS!
- OMFG! ROGER! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! FIGHT DAMN IT! FIGHT!

- 2nd SET; 0 / 1 1 /2 2 all (Nadal / Federer) [I am getting really, really, really STRESSED! OMFG! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO ME IF THIS LASTS FOR 5 HOURS? HELL, WHAT IF THIS DOESN'T LAST FOR 5 HOURS?] 3/2 (Nadal / Federer) [Oh bugger. ROGER! PLEASE DON'T DO THIS!] 3 all (Nadal / Federer). [But SERIOUSLY WTF?! GUYS, YOU ARE FUCKING BETTER THAN THIS. Just HELL!] 3/4 (Nadal / Federer) [Also, COMMENTATORS, STOP WITH THE FUCKING DOOM and GLOOM! My poor little heart can't handle it.] But seriously, Roger, you need to win the mental battle. Also, NADAL! I'm starting fear for your body. PLEASE BE OK! 3/5 (Nadal / Federer). 3/6!!!! 1 set ALL!

- 3rd set. 2/1 (Nadal / Federer) It seems like Federer is picking up his game. 2 all. YES! 3/2 (Nadal / Federer). OMFG! Nadal, you are fecking awesome, just omfg! You are so awesome. That was some amazing tennis. 3 all. 4/3 (Nadal / Federer). 4 all (Nadal / Federer), no comments, too busy, watching tennis. VOLLEY! ACE! SET! OMFG! 5/4 (Nadal / Federer). This sport is such a psychological sport. Oh gods, this must be so fucking with Federer's mind. Seriously, Nadal looks slightly less sparkly. 5 all. 6/5 (Nadal / Federer). 6 all. This tie breaker is going to kill me. Over 3 hours of play now. 7/6 (Nadal / Federer). Oh bugger, Federer is in trouble... unless he can win the next set, in which case it is going to be awesome.

- 4th set. 2 all. So very tense. 2/3 (Nadal / Federer), that was epic (7 deuces). 2/5, 3 hours 42 mins. 3/6. And we are going into a 5th set.

- 5th set. OMFG! Just OMFG! Nadal. OMFG! NADAL! YOU DESERVE IT!

- Award presentation; Oh gods, I CRIES! Roger! *HUGS*. Australia LOVES you, you and your tears! And Nadal! OMFG! Boy, you deserved that win, you need to enjoy this. *CLINGS*. It was an awesome match, just so very awesome. I LOVE you guys.

“This is sport but it is also theatre.” - Jim Courier you are so in love.
And this, my friend, is WHY I love single men’s tennis.