OK. I tried. I really, really tried. But the show is so badly written and acted I just can't do it. In addition, I don't think I have ever wanted a whole set of characters to just go and drop dead so very much (except for ERIC! I can WATCH ERIC every single day). The excess amount of sex gets boring fairly fast, the accents still make me want to stick a fork in my ear to make it stop, and Sookie and what's his name is about as interesting as watching paint dry.

How is this show popular? Also dudes, people have no foot to stand on if they like this show but make fun of everybody who likes Twilight. Personally I think the latter is actually more interesting than the former.