I am a bad person.

Once in awhile I go and read about wank on other fandoms (usually links provided by worldserpent 'cos she's the pimp of All that is Good Wank). I read them because it makes me feel smug in a way that I had only ever felt smug when I was 8-yr-old and won a fight against one of my male classmate. The little bastard was a vicious little snake who teased, pinched and made my life miserable. So, really, you can't blame me for losing it one afternoon. I SHINED: I clawed his face, arms and neck, bit through skin and kicked him in the shins until they were blue. I drew blood, and everything was only made that much better when my mother, on finding out (of course the little snake's parents would come to complain to my mother), bought me candy, lots of candy and told me I did good and she was proud.

So the moral of the story is that the good fandom wank provides me with a similar satisfaction as winning a fight through physical means (BLOOD) and then getting candy and praise from my mummy.

And that I love my mum.

*goes to sleep*