Guess who's downloading HughesxRoy doujinshi. No, you don't actually need to answer that.

And guess who's the idiot that lost her passport. No, you really don't need to answer that.

In addition, is there such a thing as Meteor Garden slash fanfiction in English? I have much craving for F4 slash. Shut up, I can be a fangirl when Hua Ze Lei is that pretty, and after several years of suppressing the urge to slash I have finally caved. So, slash links? Please.

ETA: Ok, if I can't get slash, can I have some ShanChai/HuaZeLei interaction?