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maple Stats
| Formed: |
19th January 2006 |
| Split: |
20th April 2012 |
| Best Album: |
'Reifying Tesla Autos Thwarter Cromlech Topazes' 7/10 in the NME |
| Best Single: |
'Legong Geest Vaginae Turbary Druggist' 10/10 in the NME (Single of the Week 10th August 2009.) |
| Records Sold: |
20,237,780 in total (5,242,918 albums, 14,994,862 singles). |
| Reputation: |
Seminal Artist |
| Groupies: |
_hissori has the remarkable tendancy to come on tour more than a lifetime of roadies. |
| Other | 'Brassish Ware' was unaminously voted Worst Single in the 2007 NME awards. |
maple Member Profiles
petronia
petronia can hold a tune but is nothing particularly special.
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perseid
In a poll on the official maple website maple online.com perseid was voted in the top 20 guitarists
of 2007. |
naanima
In a live setting, naanima is by far the most charismatic. When both naanima and perseid are on form maple seem unstoppable, but admittedly this chemistry develops rarely. |
team7
A number of up-and-coming bands have mentioned maple 's drummer team7 in the music weeklies, citing them as an important influence on their current sound. |
worldserpent
When it comes to musical theory very few surpass the knowledge of worldserpent. In saying this worldserpent finds it extremely difficult to compose anything of worth. |
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Single Releases
| # |
Title |
Date |
| 21 |
Kanes Ana |
Mar 2006 |
| 31 |
Brassish Ware |
May 2006 |
| 29 |
Drank |
Jun 2006 |
| 16 |
Vesper Deleaved |
Aug 2007 |
| 11 |
Scauper Puggish Kipping Wisps |
Nov 2007 |
| 10 |
Lambasts |
Feb 2008 |
| 1 |
Lardons Ranching |
May 2009 |
| 1 |
Legong Geest Vaginae Turbary Druggist |
Aug 2009 |
| 1 |
Sniper Snippet Usaunces |
Sep 2009 |
| 1 |
Eely Models Inedible Wiggier Missiles |
Mar 2011 |
| 2 |
Sauterne Lilac Sinopie Draftees Judases |
May 2011 |
| 1 |
Uredo Wringed |
Jul 2011 |
Album Releases
| # |
Title |
Date |
| 24 |
Tames Dike |
Jan 2006 |
| 23 |
Reifying Tesla Autos Thwarter Cromlech Topazes |
Jun 2007 |
| N/A |
Whacky |
Mar 2009 |
| 1 |
Cocklike Selvages Resolver |
Feb 2011 |
northern ireland's worst
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more.
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electric chipmunks Stats
| Formed: |
19th January 2006 |
| Split: |
18th December 2013 |
| Best Album: |
'Joypop Gingered Erecting Dyslexia Priority' 6/10 in the NME |
| Best Single: |
'Ragtag' 10/10 in the NME (Single of the Week 24th July 2006.) |
| Records Sold: |
25,278,763 in total (12,608,483 albums, 12,670,280 singles). |
| Reputation: |
International |
| Groupies: |
darkeyedwolf's Messianic Complex is getting out of hand. Recently they forced sesame_seed to sign up to their 'Cocks For Christ' campaign at knifepoint. |
| Other | Shortly after 'Lanky Cocinera Alienee Carneys Rawins Quaich's release in January 2006, naanima received a death threat from the Pope who warmed them that if they released such unadultured shite in the future they would disappear in the night. |
electric chipmunks Member Profiles
reimars
reimars seems to model themselves on James Dean but looks and sounds more like James Dean Bradfield. We suggest that reimars stays off the pies and spends more time fuckin' rehearsing!
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amei
amei is technically gifted but lacks the creativity and originality of cult heroes like Hendrix and Satriani. |
pellaz
When pellaz started out in Jan 2006 they couldn't handle any more than 2 strings at a time, now after a long period of dedicated practice pellaz is finally beginning to master the bass. |
sesame_seed
sesame_seed is a solid live performer but fails to add anything too significant to the bands dynamics. |
sadieko
sadieko is renowned for making pioneering use of new synth technology. However, unfortunately for electric chipmunks sadieko's lack of musical ability has hampered the effectiveness of such experimentation. |
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Single Releases
| # |
Title |
Date |
| 23 |
Edgings Moves |
Mar 2006 |
| 17 |
Staning |
Jun 2006 |
| 9 |
Ragtag |
Jul 2006 |
| 2 |
Harpoons Mummers Floccose |
Oct 2007 |
| 1 |
Tactile Clepe |
Dec 2007 |
| 1 |
Cardcase Tenail |
Jan 2008 |
| 1 |
Sprites Botany |
May 2009 |
| 1 |
Laths |
Jul 2009 |
| 1 |
Trois Spines Azotizes Cockboat |
Oct 2009 |
| 1 |
Gamed Callas Wined Booms Tates |
Dec 2010 |
| 2 |
Aquanaut Tierces Allseed |
Mar 2011 |
| 1 |
Glossae |
May 2011 |
| 1 |
Lanky Cocinera Alienee Carneys Rawins Quaich |
Jul 2011 |
| 1 |
Frizzled |
Sep 2012 |
| 2 |
Crookery Denting |
Oct 2012 |
| 2 |
Gluer Drabbets |
Nov 2012 |
| 1 |
County Noris Xanthous Spies Overpump |
Jan 2013 |
Album Releases
| # |
Title |
Date |
| 26 |
Dorms |
Jan 2006 |
| 2 |
Coulters Satiated |
Aug 2007 |
| 2 |
Phasing Plops Arrestor |
Mar 2009 |
| 2 |
Joypop Gingered Erecting Dyslexia Priority |
Oct 2010 |
| 2 |
Moloch |
Jul 2012 |
northern ireland's worst
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and another one.
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Vandooooooo Stats
| Formed: |
19th January 2006 |
| Split: |
18th October 2010 |
| Best Album: |
'Synapse Whiprays Shadblow Vulgates' 7/10 in the NME |
| Best Single: |
'Penumbra Sinkages' 1/10 in the NME |
| Records Sold: |
101,092 in total (75,182 albums, 25,910 singles). |
| Reputation: |
Ultra-Obscure |
| Groupies: |
As a rather mean spirited practical joke hydr0phobia informed worldserpent that they were pregnant with their child. worldserpent suffered a mild stroke shortly afterwards. |
| Other | In 2007 Osama Bin Laden threatened to release a cover version of 'Underage', unless he was immediately elected President of the United States. Presedent Bin Laden's first move was to announce a worldwide ban
on orgasms. |
Vandooooooo Member Profiles
petronia
When 100 people were asked to provide a statement describing petronia talents, 99 responded
by saying that listening to petronia was like 'shagging a cactus'
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soubiless
Absolutely fucking absymal. Ball-rippingly terrible. Shit smearingly......shite. soubiless is all of these and more. |
worldserpent
It is fair to say that worldserpent is a stroppy old bastard. They've threatened to pack Vandooooooo in after they received a death threat from the ghost of Mother Thersea who reportedly said in a whispered tone "I'm trying to rest in piece here yer prick! Cut with the bollocks before I smear yer pod in shite!" |
incandescens
incandescens's manages to make an epileptic speed freak from Inverness look co-ordinated. |
team7
team7 posesses the unique ability to detune pianos by simply looking at them. |
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Single Releases
| # |
Title |
Date |
| 63 |
Underage |
Mar 2006 |
| 99 |
Debiting Frig Postpaid Trioses |
May 2006 |
| 67 |
Helotism Operetta Phonic Libeling Doozers |
Jul 2006 |
| 36 |
Pulpit Sterns Peeling Shindy |
Aug 2006 |
| 99 |
Syli Lithium Ridgling Mesdames Pariahs |
Oct 2007 |
| N/A |
Zincify Mugg Faggy Unclasps Anethol |
Nov 2007 |
| 99 |
Petal Ermines Misfield Exigent |
Jan 2008 |
| 89 |
Nictated Hegemony Incudes |
Apr 2009 |
| N/A |
Cyder Dictions Kerbed Fuchsias |
May 2009 |
| N/A |
Penumbra Sinkages |
Jul 2009 |
| N/A |
Comade Expunger Neif Sheaths Sating Retook |
Oct 2009 |
Album Releases
| # |
Title |
Date |
| 26 |
Synapse Whiprays Shadblow Vulgates |
Jan 2006 |
| 37 |
Esquires |
Sep 2007 |
| 74 |
Roscoes Skink Theins |
Jan 2009 |
northern ireland's worst
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Cocklike Selvages Resolver!!!
Harpoons Mummers Floccose!!!
Joypop Gingered Erecting Dyslexia Priority!!!
'shagging a cactus'!!!
Nictated Hegemony Incudes!!!
MWAHAHAHABWAHAHAHAHAHA! Why aren't real band this interestig?
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