It is now in vogue to like dorky things without irony. :D

Temari/Pansy would be one of the hottest cross-series pairings ever. They're both pretty forward girls, and unlikely to take shit (from people outside of their group); at the same time, they can get pretty emotion (albeit in a kick-ass way). If they didn't get along, they'd at least be on equal footing to bitch and fight (...well, as equal as any witch could get to a ninja, who are, like, magic personified), and as pretty much every major slash pairing ever shows, that makes for good sex, too. :D And also, the aesthetics! Hot, man.