And what makes it worse is that at the present I don't even have the motivation to learn to drive, or get a job. All I want to do is re-play FF7 and sleep.

How about this? It's end of semester; you have 2-3 weeks free. If you don't at the very LEAST start regular driving lessons I will personally come up to your house and kick your arse, or if I can't do that, I'll call you up everyday and keep annoying you until you start driving lessons.