(My fandom profession is 'crack dealer'. I ship Dumbledore/Tonks. :D But, yes! Lucius/Jefferson. I'll let you know when the zombie story is fit for public consumption. :D.

Friend 1: this is a great plan! I foresee that Zombie Cleveland will restore our national prestige!
Me: I'm confident he will.
Friend 1: will zombie cleveland father more illegitimate children?
Friend 1: because that would be gross.
Me: I'm sure he's beyond that now.
Friend 1: he's learned a lot since his death?
Me: No, but I can't imagine the softer tissues would have survived.
Friend 2: And again, somehow I manage to eat.)

(Oh, I didn't mind it. Only when I moved to California and my teachers made fun of my accent did I start disliking it a bit. :/) It is! And then Eiji Yoshikawa's historical novel! <3. Not that sort of dream, either. Just ones in which I was training with him, and ones where I was having HUGE ZEN EPIPHANIES brought on by playing with swords. :D (Ah! The dorky one.)