Dude. There are no words.

O.O''''

Okaaay, whatever psychological problems myself and my family members may have in future, we can always say we aren't in an emotionally unsatisfying relationship with a HORSE.

*checks mental state* Nope, still not in love with a horse.

*whew*

Seriously, shouldn't the internet have a psycho-filter by now? This should be first on MacAfee's agenda.

The worst part is that I was reading a chapter of the Petshop of Horrors manga that deals with racing horses, and lo and behold, there's D. talking about the horse's gorgeous eyes, hair and rump with Leon thinking he's talking about the busty blonde rider.

Needless to say, the only thing that rode through my mind was that link. Anything that can taint my love of that manga is a thing of evil. And not the pure kind of evil, I mean the dirty, rotten egg stuff stuck on the bottom of your garbage can kind. *shudders*

As you can see, a little knowledge can be a terrible, terrible thing >.<'''''''

As a furry, furvert, but not fursuiter nor bestiality-afficinado (zoophile?), I object to the term in the wankthread subject. Oiy! Some people are only interested with other sapients, thanks! *sulk*

(Horse. Wife? Errrr. Yeah, well, whatever. She probably could kick him into next week if she were actually annoyed by his attentions. I don't think the poly crowd is going to be very helpful, though.)

(I also eye the sapiency of horses. Since they seemed about as clever as a sack of hammers when I was taking riding classes... I've had cats smarter than the horses I met.)

And, from what I've gathered, there are platonic fursuiters and furverted fursuiters... (Those aren't my terms! I just, well, know 'em. And I must admit, I like the "furvert" one far too well.) Dressing up in a hot, heavy, Disney-land-style costume is........ um. Not My Kink. (I'm not sure what the minor dress-up additions of a tail and ears count as.)

Most furry types I know are just into the art bits. Like my own pathetic attempts.

(What if the horse decides that she wants More Attention NOW? There could be spousal abuse! She's so much bigger! And stronger! *evil grin*)

(Riding a horse can be really cool. But aside from those brief moments, it's... Well, fun, but nothing to obsess over.)

*giggles with great evil* This is true. As with bleach_quickies.livejournal.com, sometimes less... is more.

(I wouldn't go for more than ears and tail myself, honestly -- and I do that now and again at Halloween. Black cat = quickie costume! Well, and the occasional angel-wings, which may count by some standards and not by others.)

*YAY* hatred! (Go, go furries! Unicorn fic? Is it good Unicorn fic? I collect unicorns...)

(It's all the flowing manes and tails; it's like... the bishonen of the equine world. Must be. No other way to explain it. Horses = dumb and riding = saddle sores.)

Awww, but there are some good ones at bleach_quickies... At least, all the ones incandescens writes. And no horses!

(Wiiiiings, mmmmm. And yeah, much more than the ears-and-tail and it's definitely "okay, maybe show off as a masquerade thing at a con, but... not my kink.")

No more hatred? NO MORE HATRED? Noooooooooooo! *sob* (That fic is crack. I'm reading it now. Blame you. Yay, incestuous unicorn genfic!)

(Well, aren't they? Here, look at this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNLuXMk9Nps My gods, I never knew horses looked like that outside of froofy unicorn anime!)

This is highly true! incandescens doth truly rock in her writing.

(Wingfic! Wingfic! Mmmmmmm. Yeah, I could go for some of that! Oh, and have you seen... http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/46688187/ ?? If not, you MUST. Incandescens showed it to me.)

BUT I WAAAAANT THE HATE! IT FUELS MY EVIL PLANS! (Indeed it is! *giggle*)

(Yay! I hope you liked.)

Heehee! I have opened tabs for enjoyment!

Yay! Hatred! That gets me fic recs!

(I hope the horse-pretty was, well, pretty!)

You made me read that

Why?

You know better than to mention *THAT* name to me.

Don't you.