Baka Neko. Naanima. Together, they plot... WORLD DOMINATION! Or, insert word of your choice.

...See, I have a one track mind. And Okita would make an utterly, utterly cracked Rose Bride. With Haizo, who kicks monkey ass ALL DA WAY. He would gleefully water the roses in a grand graveyard filled with Shinsengumi's late enemies.

I swoon at the thought of Hijikata carrying roses. Eee! Hijikata! Roses!

...He's got the hair for it, except it would need Okita to sneak in his bedroom late at night after drugging his tea and dying his hair pink. Though Suzu, being skinnier, would only require a wig and a padded bra to play Utena on LSD. But Hijikata does have a must-protect-Okita kind of complex.

Other even more cracked speculations: Okita as THE BRIDE. If you took roses out of the equation, he could play the gay version of Kill Bill quite well, methinks. Invert gender of practically every character in the movie (except for nameless flunkies, nobody cares what their names are, much less their gender) and you could have a...well, you could have Kill Bill with a gay cast instead of a lesbian one.

Actually, I was thinking that if the Shinsengumi boys ever went into kabuki, Okita would have fun camping around as an onnagata, since wimmen weren't allowed onstage.