While my brain was disconnected:

If I was in a shoujo anime/manga I'd want money, beauty and fame. Oh yeah, and the brains, definitely the brains, meaning I don't want to be the main character.

If I was in a shounen anime/manga I'd want to be the genius (Tensai, and notice, still not the main character, which means I might suffer from an unfortunate end, although I can get around that by being the mad/sadistic genius) in whatever is the main theme of the series, i.e. sports, fighting, cooking, etc. And I would also like to have the most loyal friends in the universe.

If I was in a John Woo film I'd want guns and bullets. Lots of it. Preferably unlimited, and good aim.

If I was in a yaoi manga I'd want to be the seme because being the uke sucks majorly. And no, that was not meant to be a pun. Although, if there's an abundance of lube being uke might not be so bad. You don't need to do anything.

And finally, if I had my own TV station I'd renew Angel, Farscape, Firefly, AND Brimestone. All of them appeal to a demography that have money, and at the same time are die-hard fans who buy a lots of the merchandise (DVDs, tapes, and if I'm smart I'd market music cds). Beside, the people who follow these usually shows more IQ than those who think Friends are "liek the bestest thing ever". I'd also put said shows during prime time where they can attract more audience.

And somewhere along the way this became more like a rant than a want/wish list.