DAMN YOU COURIER PEOPLE! YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO BE ON TIME! NOT EARLY BY A DAY! You told me you were going to get my package to me today, I had to organise to work from home today, except you were EARLY by a fucking day! Now I'm not going to get my 55 discs of happiness until Monday! DAMN YOU AND YOUR STUPID FUCKED UP EFFICIENCY WHEN IT MATTERS MORE FOR YOU TO BE ON TIME!

Not happy, Jan!