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THIS IS SO BAD.

  • Aug. 7th, 2008 at 9:35 PM
naanima: ([Misc] Kill)
I just read two pages of New Moon by Stephenie Meyer.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! IF I DON'T LAUGH I MAY KILL SOMETHING. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS CRAP GOT PUBLISHED.

On the upside it does provide me with much confidence that I too can write a series of utter tripe, have it published and become rich because people are idiots.

OK, that's it, I'm going to go and write a Mary Sue novel and be rich damn it.

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[identity profile] blondeleo.livejournal.com wrote:
Aug. 7th, 2008 01:57 pm (UTC)
LOL. this is exactly the reaction i had all throughout the series. it's so generic, so perfectly written for an immature 13yr old audience.
[identity profile] naanima.livejournal.com wrote:
Aug. 7th, 2008 02:10 pm (UTC)
It is the PERFECT Mary Sue story. And I have only read 2 pages and summaries for the other novels. I felt it was much better for my sanity if I read no more of this series.

You know, stop before I throw something across the room in rage.
[identity profile] worldserpent.livejournal.com wrote:
Aug. 7th, 2008 02:05 pm (UTC)
Indeed. She's an inspiration to us all!
[identity profile] naanima.livejournal.com wrote:
Aug. 7th, 2008 02:09 pm (UTC)
Definitely! I can finally write about shoujo-manga like novels. Love triangles! Ordinary girls, overly pretty men and hints of homoeroticism.

I’ll be RICH!


[identity profile] worldserpent.livejournal.com wrote:
Aug. 7th, 2008 02:23 pm (UTC)
I think that definitely has a niche. See: explosion of paranormal romance, and Ellora's Cave. (although Ellora's Cave would def. be a more pr0ny kinda shoujo).
[identity profile] naanima.livejournal.com wrote:
Aug. 8th, 2008 02:11 am (UTC)
It is just all so very insane because I have worked through my shoujo-manga plot-line kick about 6 years back or so. The whole love triangle thing never worked for me because I ALWAYS wanted the girl to end with the guy who lost out, or you know to have ALL three of them in a relationship. Hell, I wanted threesomes before I really knew what that would imply. The great thing about Chinese history; dudes can have several wives (Emperors and blah), and in my childhood I never thought it couldn't work the other way. So, you know, when watching Asian drama as a child I ALWAYS wanted ALL 3 people involved in a triangle to LIVE together and BE HAPPY!

So I guess I was a slasher since I knew what it was... or you know, I think in my fantasy life I think polygamy is the answer to LIFE!

This comment brought to you by too much coffee.

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