Grey’s Anatomy continues to make me laugh, cry and scream obscenities at the monitor while tearing my hair out. I love this show, and there is not one character that I hate. OK, it is more like I end up hating one of them for a little bit (they are all arseholes at times) but mostly there is much warm feelings (more like conflicting feelings) about all of them.

The Train crash episode made me cry like a little baby, and while I did expect something to happen I didn’t expect that and once again I am reminded as to why I actually like McDreamy and not, you know, burning an effigy of him. Alex grows on you, like really grows on you, and if I didn’t like him before by the train episode I was all about the Alex-love, though he still is an arse more often than not.

Also, Burke have chemistry with every character on the show. I’m pretty sure he can probably have chemistry with an inanimate object, but that’s not the point, the point is; he’s awesome.

And now for something different, i_smile, we need to see each other more often... or less.



i_smile, we need to see each other more often.


1. Orochimaru must take over Sasuke’s body.

2. This can only happen when Sasuke has fulfilled his goals in life, his goals are:
a. Sasuke must kill Itachi, and
b. Sasuke manages to impregnate Sakura because there need to be Uchiha babies running wild.
i. Beside, there is much doubt that Orochimaru can breed after taking over a new body. If he could, I think Orochimaru would already have had several bastards running around with much talent and special blood lines, as spare bodies for when he need one. In addition, the transfer of a foreign consciousness into a body already inhabited by a personality must put huge strain on a person’s body, in the Narutoverse this can be easily translated to a disruption of the chakra paths, that while may not lead to sterility, may lead to the births of children without strong chakra potential and blood line limits.

3. Having fulfilled his goals in life Sasuke would be content; this would influence Orochimaru in some way, as the snake himself did admit that some hint of the original host remains. There is just no way in hell that the little bits of memories, the concept of the original host’s self, would not change or at the very least influence Orochimaru as a person. The sense of peace, of being content with oneself and the world on Sasuke’s part must influence Orochimaru somehow. Furthermore, Sasuke has always had a strong will, add to the fact that he has been taught by Orochimaru, I doubt that he wouldn’t have put up a fight when Orochimaru took over… or at the very least not fully overwhelmed by Oro’s personality.
a. I don’t just want a symbiotic relationship between the two, I want a whole new personality that refers to itself as Orochimaru but is obviously different. I want a blend of Sasuke’s and Orochimaru’s personalities, to the extent it is a new personality with both of their memories and experiences.

4. There need to be an ALL OUT WAR amongst the Ninja, which pretty much decimate most of the villages, of which Sound emerges as an equal player against the rest of the other ninja villages. In fact, Sound would be in a state to win a war if forced. At this point Orochimaru/Sasuke, instead of crushing his enemies, extend an olive branch in the form of a contract to Leaf which pretty much can be summed up as:
a. Give me an Uchiha child every 20 years or so, and we can call it even-steven, well, he need a body to be immortal, and there’s nothing better than an Uchiha with the Sharingan
i. Remember, Sakura at this point would have been pregnant with Sasuke’s child.

b. Naruto would be in a coma all through this, as if he would let anything like giving up one innocent child to save a whole village
i. The cause of the coma: Naruto went complete Kyuubi in order to save Leaf, this left him in a state of complete chakra burn out
ii. It is also during this point that Sakura left Leaf for a brief period to find Sasuke: they have sex; she leaves him realizing he was going to go through with the merge between Orochimaru and him no matter how much she threatens and begs.

5. When Naruto wakes up, he is faced with an 8-months pregnant Sakura, a Tsunade who is ready to retire, and the fact that Sasuke is no longer Sasuke anymore… except he meets Orochimaru-as-Sasuke and realizes that the world is never simple, and that Sasuke was always a tenacious bastard. Because he is faced with a brother who is not the brother he knew… except-

6. Fast forward a decade or so; Leaf is prospering under the rule of the new Hokage Naruto (is it Rokudaime?), who is strong, compassionate and spends way too much time with one of the Uchiha twins (Sakura would never refuse the children their name no matter how much stigma it may be) opens Leaf to the Chunin exam.

7. The other Hokage and their entourage arrive in Leaf, amongst them; Gaara of Sand and of course Orochimaru of Sound.

At this point my brain stumbles, so, no more chronological stuff, more babble though.

1. Naruto would get terribly attached to the Uchiha twins because they would be so much like Sasuke that it would be impossible not to love them.
a. Naruto would personally teach every Jutsu to the one single Uchiha child (the one picked by Orochimaru) in the hope that one day an Uchiha would be strong enough to completely shake off Orochimaru’s control

b. Of course Orochimaru would know this and would see this as an opportunity for his new body to be more powerful.

2. Reasons that Orochimaru did not destroy Leaf at the end of the War:
a. The influence of Sasuke’s remaining personality. Not because Sasuke loves Leaf or have any sentimental attachment to the place (as far as he’s concerned the whole place can burn to the ground). He wants to safe Leaf because it is where his precious people are. Sakura is pregnant with his child/children, Naruto is in a coma, and I think Sasuke’s last conscious though would be the safety of his precious people and their dreams. That means leaving Leaf for his children to grow up in (Sound is not a place for the production of happy and well adjusted individuals), for the woman he loves to live, and for his brother to be Hokage of.

b. Also, Leaf does seem to produce some very strong individuals, the fact that now they have an Uchiha line again is a bonus for him; a collection of spare bodies to choose from when needed.

3. Yes, I believe wholeheartedly that Leaf would agree to the death of one innocent child’s life if the whole village can survive. Beside, it is nothing more horrifying than what Leaf already condone, just look at the Hyuuga clan.

4. Sakura would be fucking furious at the deal but she would recognize the necessity, the lack of a choice, she would make the decision to choose the many over one. However, she would keep her children till the last second, and she would love them no matter how much it would hurts when they are taken away.

5. Naruto would be unhappy with the deal but it would be too late to change anything especially after meeting Orochimaru as Sasuke… that’s one conversation I’d love to be the fly on the wall for.

And that’s all I have so far, i_smile, I’m pretty sure I forgot something but I’m too tired to remember (over a thousand words). Add as you see fit.

Hmm.